BMW X2 Spied, Not a Coupe, Life Loses All Meaning

Kinja'd!!! "IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
11/21/2016 at 00:05 • Filed to: Immeasurable sadness and confusion

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If there is - was - one thing in life I knew, it was that even-numbered BMW models are coupes. The 4 is the 3 coupe. The 6 is the 5 coupe. The X4 is the X3 coupe. The X6 is the X5 coupe. But now the X2 spy photos dropped, and it has all come crashing down around me like a house of cards. Look at that roofline. That isn’t coupe-like. You could barely call it rakish. Just when you think you know a company, they go and stab you in the back. Goodbye BMW. We’re done.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
11/21/2016 at 00:16

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It just looks like a 3-series hatchback?


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
11/21/2016 at 00:17

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No you fool ! This is the Gran coupe! Fucking casual smh...

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Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/21/2016 at 00:33

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It looks like it will be the best-looking BMW SUV ever made, so it’s got that going for it, which is nice.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
11/21/2016 at 00:36

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Oh, God I forgot. The full coupe version will be the X2&3/4 3501 xDrive THE NEXT 100 DAYS.


Kinja'd!!! Batman the Horse > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
11/21/2016 at 01:01

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I hope you are sitting down because the last two digits in the model number no longer correspond with the displacement of the engine I KNOW IT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Batman the Horse
11/21/2016 at 01:18

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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
11/21/2016 at 04:22

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heh....more like the X2 Gran Poop


Kinja'd!!! FromCanadaWithLove > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
11/21/2016 at 08:10

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What’s the point of this car? This is just another X1.